a bit of politics ...

I just couldn't resist this one. :)

• Ways to be a Good Democrat
  
  You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
  
  You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
  
  You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
  
  You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
  
  You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
  
  You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
  
  You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but urban activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
  
  You have to believe that having self-esteem is more important than self-respect or actually doing something to earn it.
  
  You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it attacks certain parts of the Constitution.
  
  You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
  
  You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
  
  You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
  
  You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
  
  You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese government is somehow in the best interest of the United States. But, complain, that all of our jobs are going out of America to China .
  
  You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.